I was talking to a girl the other night who said something to me that somewhat insulted me. I was only a little upset but we talked about it for a few minutes.
At the end of the discussion she said, "I'm kind of hurt that you thought I meant that in an offensive way".
I quickly responded, "Don't be a women and try to flip this on me. You said something bad and now you want ME to feel bad about it?"
She immediately broke into laughter and chuckled, "You caught me!"
Women are hilarious with what they try and get away with.